Profession sliding to ridiculousness

In order to receive the Visa for Pakistan, I had to go for an interview with a counselor at the Embassy of Pakistan in Delhi:

 

 - What do you do in India?

I do social service instead of military service in Austria.

 - What do you want to do in Pakistan?

I want to visit a friend?

 - How many siblings do you have?

 - What do you do in Austria?

….

  – Do you have a girlfriend?

I think this is a very personal question. I do not know whether I can answer this question, Sir.

 - Do you have a girlfriend?

Sir. Does it matter in anyway?

 - I am asking you.

I am single at the moment.

 - What? You spent so much time in India and you want to tell me do not have an Indian girlfriend.

I do not have a girlfriend. 

 - No no no, my friend. You better tell me the truth

This is the truth. By the way, I experienced Indian girls to be very shy and reserved.

 - Shy? No, that’s not the case. You saw the girl in the waiting room. ha?

Yeayea. hmm … nice girl.

 -  Indian girls are very ‘cooperative’. I am telling you - very cooperative …

 - For how long do you want to stay in Pakistan?

…

 - Tomorrow you can pick up your Visa, Sir. We will talk more about your girlfriend situation.

Thank you so much, Sir.